Caution, Immature material involved.

I have decided that there aren't enough naked women in my life. And yes, I have even told my wife that I feel this way. Oh, she takes it in stride, because after all, she did marry me, even AFTER getting to know me. Now, there is such a thing as a woman that should not be naked. Ever. But then again, that goes for certain men also. I can include myself in that list. (Hey, I can admit that I don't look good naked. I'm okay with that. I'm okay......you're okay. .....he's okay......and she is HOT!) Anyhoo, naked women are a good thing. There is somebody going around out there saying that all flight attendants should be naked, and I am so on board with this idea. This would deter some would be terrorists from wanting to take over the plane because there is female nudity, and this offends them. Also, it would be super good for the airlines bottom line as there would be a throng of men just itching to fly for even the shortest trips. Business or not. True, it would also bring some women on board. And in the dreams of the dreamer of dreams, that makes for a more interesting flight.
Hold on a sec..................and landing. Okay. Time to book another flight here, or should I check out the other airlines? Oh, and the airlines could save money by cutting their flyer programs. OR, maybe, just maybe instituting some other type of frequent flyer programs. Now some of you may be saying "just surf the web for your porn, you fucking loser". And to that I say "blow me. Seriously, blow me." (I don't think that there is enough of that either) I prefer to see women right in front of me. My wife has lost incredible amounts of weight lately and looks fantastic, so don't think that I don't want to see her naked. On the contrary. I encourage her to walk around the house sans clothing. Hell, walk around just about anywhere naked. She looks hot. BUT, and this is a big butt like mine, sometimes you just want to see some strange. I was able to convey to her just how it is to just want to see some women naked, and not have sex with them. And yes, if my wife wants to go see male dancers, she can, and has, and will even tell you that I don't mind her watching male dancers. It's called trust people, and we trust each other.
So watching women flaunt their nudity before me is fantastic. Strip clubs are okay, but they just cost so much. I'm not a rich man, and would rather have a hot tub in the ol' back yard than spend a shit load of money on someone who is only trying to take as much money as possible from me. And I am not in my prime anymore, so there are really no women who will just walk up to me and say "hey, rip off those clothes and let's see what you got goin' on down there." Also, I'm not one of those guys who only wants to see women who are considered the hottest women in the world.
I love to see what I would consider "the women next door", because they are more real. Real women are really sexy. More sexy than the ones with all the fake body parts. I mean Bonnie Bernstein is HOT! Not quite as hot as Salma Hayek, but hot nonetheless. However, Salma is super hot because she isn't one of those Hollywood women who knows they are hot and flaunts it. Salma is a REAL woman. Sexy, beautiful, funny, intelligent, and down to earth. And her part in "From Dawn to Dusk" was just phenomenal.
Oy, I think I need to go........uh, go.........uh, go read some email. Yeah, I'm going to go read some email. But if there are any sporting women wanting to just show their wares, let me know.